Cavebabble Episode 33: Autobots, Roll Out

Tonight, we roll out our views on both Transformers movies, and may never look at our blenders the same way again. Here be spoilers, but you're guaranteed plenty of robotic fun. Join us! This episode is brought to you by Obvious Product Placements.

Cavebabble Episode 32: Sims-tastic

In the year 2000, a little game known as The Sims was unleashed on the planet, and went on to become the most successful of all time. Tonight, we share our Simulated stories from the franchise, including a review of the latest, The Sims 3. So, polish up your green gems, and join us! This week's podcast is brought to you by Wants and Needs.

Mascot Smackdown: Snap, Crackle and Pop

A product of the famous Kellogg family, this trio of terror was born in 1933. Don't be fooled by their size and cuteness- these boys have a world of pain hidden under their hats. It's Snap, Crackle and Pop!

Weapons: Chef’s Hat, Band Leader’s Hat, Stocking Cap

Special Power: Scracklepop- Pulling hidden boxes of milk from their hats, the brothers then pour the contents on themselves, sending them into a frenzy of snapping, crackling and popping.

An Entire Festival For Ren?

I'm working a Renaissance festival this Saturday. Not in costume, which I'm thankful for. The weather is supposed to be brutally hot, with equally-high humidity. All day, I'm sure I'll be thinking the same thing I do every year: Why are there so many pirates and fairies here? I don't recall them being part of the Renaissance movement. Or water balloons, for that matter. Then again, perhaps Leonardo and Michelangelo chased each other around the Florence Cathedral with them.

Cavebabble Episode 31: Pixar Pix

Tonight's episode is devoted to the wonderful world of Pixar animated films. From Toy Story to Up, we babble about all ten U.S. theatrical releases, along with the short films that accompanied them. This week's episode is brought to you by bouncing lamps.

Mascot Smackdown: Chiquita Banana

She evolved from a piece of fruit in 1987, and is here to sing her way to victory! It’s the ever-appealing Chiquita Banana!

Weapons: Flinging Fruit, Heels of Death

Special Power: ‘Nana Morph- Chiquita has the ability to morph into a huge banana. Once changed, she throws her peel on the floor, making it impossible for opponents to stay on their feet.

Mascot Smackdown: Quaker Oats Man

Born in 1877, he’s the oldest fighter in the world, but don’t let that fool you. You’ll be quaking in your boots when you face… the Quaker Oats Man!

Weapons: Big Black Hat, Machete, Mini-Nuke Launcher

Special Power: Beam of Purity- The Quaker Oats Man’s incredible honesty and integrity is more than his body is able to contain. A beam of purity erupts from his eyes every ten minutes, to smite the unrighteous.

When to Babble... and When Not To

We planned on podcasting today, but are still loopy from our trip. We pulled in at two this morning, following a three-hour drive, following a six-hour flight, following a three-hour wait at the Seattle airport, following a two-hour docking and disembarking routine. If this doesn't gain us any sympathy, I'll try this- our plane was struck by lightning during approach to Salt Lake City. I may have lost three years off my life (and ruined a nice pair of undees) as a result.

I don't want to go yet another week without recording, so will put something together for posting tomorrow.

We're Back! Here's an Unrelated Video!

We have returned, and somehow Alaska survived our visit. We will podcast soon, but in the meantime, please enjoy this completely unrelated video: